Customised iPhone 7 To Be Launched In India With These Additional Features: Tim Cook

Customised iPhone 7 To Be Launched In India With These Additional Features: Tim Cook

iPhone 7 was launched yesterday and how. People went crazy over some of the features that already existed in other phones. Apple enthusiasts from India are now planning on what all they can get rid of to buy the new gem.

But, the phone will not be launched in India on the 9th of September. 

Apple won’t be rolling the phones out in India in the first wave. Our reliable sources suggest this to be a strategic move by Tim Cook as the CEO was quoted saying,

“We will come up with a customised iPhone suited for the Indian market and it will have some additional features.”

 Here are some of the amazing features that the iPhone 7 will have.

Alternate Android OS

To silence the age-old debate of Apple vs Android, the iPhone 7 will have an alternate Android OS to satisfy the ego of Android users across India. This is a major step towards resolving this pointless techno-communal fight that has been going on since years.

Dual Sim sockets especially for JIO

Mukeshbhai took the entire country by storm when he launched JIO and gave the urban gareebs, a ray of good hope and fast internet. Owing to this tremendous response, Tim Cook announced that the iPhone 7 will have a second sim slot only for the JIO sims. Jio Tim Jio.

External memory card slot 

Because it’s India and the last thing we will pay for is music. Apple finally realized that we Indians still believe in transferring songs from the laptop to the phone via USB. The Indian iPhone 7 will have a slot for the external memory card so that users won’t need to download songs from the store.

The iTorrent App

Tim Cook in his earlier visit to India realized the love we Indians have for Torrent and downloading. Considering that, the iPhone 7 will have the iTorrent App which will allow users to download content from Torrentz and other sites.

Customized charger for every phone

On the basis of immense market research, Apple realized that we Indians believe in the concept of “Sharing is caring.” One important insight was that the chargers are usually shared between roommates, colleagues and family members. But this often led to fights over the ownership of these chargers.

To solve this issue, iPhone 7 will come with a customized charger for every user which he won’t need to share with anyone else.

Pre-loaded Sooryavansham

Well, Hira Thakur doesn’t seem to have any chill. When Tim was in India he happened to watch Sooryavansham on Set Max thrice in four days. This happy realization led to the decision of pre-loading Sooryavansham on every iPhone 7 that will be launched in India. For the love of Hira Thakur people.

These features will definitely make us go like. . .

Disclaimer: The above-mentioned facts are totally made up and have no resemblance to the actual iPhone 7. And if you are considering buying one, go ahead sell your kidney. We won’t stop you.